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We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few, because right now it is time for the nephew.

And today's prank phone call, what you got for is neff.

There's some taxes that need to be paid.

Okay.

I know you all pays their taxes.

I know my uncle don't want to hear the word taxes because I just sends him into something.

Into a frenzy.

Frenzy for sure.

This right here is booty taxes.

What?

Booty taxes.

Yeah.

See, when I have spent money on another man's wife and I have spent as much as I have, I'm going to have to claim taxes on her.

I can't spend that much money and not be able to claim.

You understand what I'm saying?

So I'm going to go ahead and call this man and let him know that we're dealing with some booty taxes.

Now, Tommy, can I ask you something? Sure, sure, sure. I just want to ask something to you. Are they coming by here Friday? Because I need to make sure they sit on this couch with these booty taxes. I need this booty. If you want the booters on your couch, I got it for you. But yeah, but this booty taxes. Yeah, we do a booty tax then. This is what I'm paying for. I'm just, I'm just trying to claim this. Let's go. Let's go, let's go, cat dogs. Booty taxes. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. This is he. Hey, Kendrick, how you doing, man? My name is Anthony, man. Anthony Collin. They call me AC. How you doing? I'm good. Bro. How you doing?

I'm good. I'm good. Hey, listen, this right here, man, this, this, I don't even know how to put this, though.

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