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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Let's give this podcast some fresh air! Davi and Blair take the mobile rig to the "whimsical" backyard of Haus Crimmins. Let's discuss big butts and their self-defense benefits! Do you have "intrusive thoughts" or cautious thoughts? Do the neighborhood cats think you're a God...or an idiot? Do you think people still ask Richard Gere about the gerbil? In this episode we'll learn about The Butt Cheek to Hole Ratio, A shocking and heartbreaking discovery is made when we find out Blair is 100% All ButtH*le while Davi keeps a rusty, backup husband in the garage. And what may be the MOST RELATABLE QUESTION of all time; "If I fell on it... would you believe me?" You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Blair's Home Alone"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Davy, the scapegoat, when you're the best at being the worst. That is a spot on my leg.
0:17.0	what that is.
0:18.0	A spot on my leg.
0:20.0	What that's about.
0:22.0	Heh. What that's about? You're rolling.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:31.0	Weird spot on my leg. I don't what the hell that's about. I know what the hell that's about. I know what that's about.
0:36.4	Shit happens.
0:37.4	It doesn't look like a mosquito bite. We are mobile.
0:41.2	Mobile!
0:42.2	Dobby the scapegoat featuring Blair. We are mobile. We're outside.
0:57.0	We're taking the podcast. We travel in and we went all the way to the whimsical yard of house crimins.
1:05.7	Oh, yeah, it is whimsical.
1:07.4	We are in the backyard that has had a bit of a touch up
1:10.7	and remodel and was recently called whimsical by such jazz players as
1:15.8	uh... uh... rodrigo Suarez sores yes yeah was the guy guy that called it whimsical. Yeah. That's very sweet and I appreciate that because we've been putting a lot of work in and that spot on your leg is a whimsical spot.
1:33.1	Wimsical spot because it was made by a whimsical mosquito.
1:35.5	You never know what's going to happen out here.
1:38.1	Just the excitement continues.
1:40.8	A lot of bugs.
1:41.9	But I think, yeah, we've recently decided we're going to stay here for a minute.
1:47.0	Yeah, we're going to stay. Yeah, well, okay.
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