What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Flavorant 2, No Easy Buckets.

Analysis by Ass Holes. Water Cooler Commentary for your sports needs. I'm Andrew Schultz.

I'm here at Aakash Singh. We're also here at Alex Media. Kaz is searching for white women

on the West Coast. He's taken his travels down to California. He started up in Seattle.

He fell a kidney to a little bit more vitamin D in his females in a few less.

A little less white. A little less white. It was too white for him up there.

But he is not with us today, unfortunately. Okay. So this Flavorant 2 episode, it might go off the rails.

Yeah, you're right. It might go off the rails. It might go off the rails like ODB's night with the Instagram models.

It might go off the rails. Wait, do we not talk about that? No, we didn't talk about that.

Oh, yeah, that's right. ODB. Okay. So here's the thing. We got to start the show off by saying Happy Birthday to Alex.

Yeah. Alex just celebrated one of his birthdays. Yeah. I don't know which one it was.

How old are you? 31. You're 31. You celebrate his 31st birthday.

He, uh, Akash, you didn't come. Kaz didn't come because you're bad people.

But he invited, um, no comments on that. Okay. I mean, I'll take it.

Uh, he invited us to go to show nightclub in the York City. Right. Right. Um, I walked up.

Um, all of my guy code fame is gone.

I was trying to, I was trying to like, let her know I was like, hey, can I get in?

She's like, no, I can't really do anything. And I was like, all right, pro tip, right?

Check it. Uh, uh, today, I thought the exact same way I saw this like high school

Puerto Rican kid never bused my head. I'm telling you, bro, I saw this like high school

Puerto Rican kid and we made eye contact. And before I used to, if someone noticed me,

it used to be this weird thing where I'd be like, does he recognize me?

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