Boomsday Preppers

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week Tom and Julie bring the BOOM with some new clips of what the Costco Guys have been up to lately, Pete Holmes' terrible dry shampoo commercials, and a portrait of Johnny Cash defaced in an unfortunate way. Plus an update on March Sadness 2025! Vote for the WINNER of March Sadness 2025 for FREE at https://www.patreon.com/posts/125468912 CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: -Pete Holmes Dry Shampoo commercials https://www.instagram.com/p/C6UUJ2-y0s9/ https://www.instagram.com/p/C_Be6OxyVso/ -The Rizzler Dance https://www.tiktok.com/@itztherizzler/video/7482780487627410730?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc -Costco Guys update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TKbOQES6Qc -No That's Not Rain https://www.instagram.com/p/DGlLYskuPhu/ SUPPORT DOUBLE THREAT ON PATREON Weekly Bonus Episodes, Monthly Livestreams, Video Episodes, and More! https://www.patreon.com/DoubleThreatPod WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH https://doublethreat.dashery.com/ TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://dttfutees.dashery.com/ SEND SUBMISSIONS TO [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman 00:00 Intro 24:04 March Sadness 2025 update 35:16 Pete Holmes Dry Shampoo commercials 1:07:08 Costco Guys update 1:19:10 No that's not rain 1:23:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever
0:00.9	Dog
0:03.2	Well, well, well, if it isn't another episode of the show
0:09.5	that Julie Klausner does with Tom Sharplin.
0:14.5	That asks the question,
0:16.9	why is my shot so close?
0:19.5	Can we go a little back?
0:21.7	Of course. Was that the question it asks?
0:23.1	Uh huh. H-R-E-A-T Double-Claid, Double-Claughts
0:40.3	Double-D-W-D-W-T-W-T-E-T-E-E-T-E-E-T-E-E-T-W-E-E-T-E-E-L-E-E-L-E-E-L-E. Shardman and Julie Klaus.
0:59.2	You should go all the way to the back,
1:01.0	and then when you want to say something,
1:02.1	you roll all the way to the front,
1:04.0	and when you're done talking,
1:05.0	you roll all the way to the back.
1:06.9	Update style.
1:08.1	Yes.
1:10.2	So he's like, here to tell us about a thing is the woman who guy with the guy with two butts.
1:18.4	Yeah, and it's just like, hey, hello, Colin.
1:22.3	That's a funny idea.
1:24.2	Like a guy with two butts and like two chairs roll in.
1:26.7	Two chairs roll in, yes. One for each of his butts. That's a fun idea. Like a guy with two butts and like two chairs roll in. Two chairs roll in, yes.
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