You're tuned into the BBC. This is quarantine. What's my name is Fittlback Nigel

Palm. And I'm here with my partner, no, Tavathakasandra Balathi III. No person in the US is named

Nigel. That's not a name we've ever used. We live in Silver Lake. I'm sure there's

no one's named Nigel. And Elliott and Jebediah. We have Elliott. I'm sure there's Jebediah's

no Nigels. Because Nigels like Mike in the UK. Well, you're doing a really cool like working

class accent. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. All right. Then we'll say I'd love to

talk to you about all the fights we've gotten into this week. But I'm for I'm gonna try to do BBC

BBC English. You do the streets. Received pronunciation. RP. Okay. It goes something like this.

I don't think you're very good at you don't think. Well, let me give it a shot. Okay.

Well, before you start roasting, you can't bite into the roast before it's done. Okay, go ahead,

honey. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to eat raw meat. Okay, here we go. Water,

water, water. Hello, you're tuned into the BBC. My name is Nigel. Excuse me. Why are you laughing?

Is that that bad?

You're tuned into the BBC. My name is Nigel Fendelbaum. I am a Jew of the UK. No?

It doesn't sound very British, honey. What does it sound like? I don't know. Like someone who

maybe went to like one acting class. Is it just me? Or are you losing your fucking mind?

I've been doing like I got a text message from a friend today. He's in his underwear doing

the running man. Well, his wife is like screaming, go. Yeah, he's white. I mean, it's like we're all

kind of losing our shit a little bit. I haven't showered in nine days. I you smell. I can tell you

that right. I'm wearing a bow tie just until you told me it's been 52. The touch has been looking

like a chip in Dale for the last 58 hours. She hasn't taken this fucking bow tie. Children's bow tie.

You look cute though. What can I say? It's the endless honeymoon podcast. This is the longest and

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