Did this make you feel anything?

No. Black hole sun. Now your butt's never seen the sun? Well, I was just going to say, so what did you think? I mean, it's the whitest ass I've ever seen in my life. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Al, would you agree? Very white. Like, um, the opposite of a chalkboard. Pasty white. Yeah. It's like if your ass was made out of like half and half, that's kind of what it looks like. Is that what you guys disappeared in the room for? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But it's smooth. Wow. I didn't touch it. I mean, it looks smooth, but. It's very smooth. But yeah, I mean, it's... It's not a blemish on it.

I feel like you could whip that ass out in February, put it in the sun and get sunburn on it.

Yeah, I know. That's why it's never going to happen.

Yeah. I mean, now I agree with you. After seeing it, I thought maybe, like, sun in your balls, tainting butt might be a healthy thing for you.

But now after seeing your ass, it's... Why would I want to mess the perfect ass?

It's not, well, it's not the perfect ass.

Yes, it is.

I would not categorize it as the perfect ass.

I mean, it's the whitest ass.

It's flawless.

It is the, it's the, it's the, flawless. It's

definitely flawless. Listen, it's a very white ass. It's an ass that looks younger than 64. I'll give

you that. Oh, yeah. But it's not the perfect ass. Flawless. You know where you could go to tan it?

Upstairs. What's upstairs? That new lounge in the outdoor area we have up there? No one would bother you. You did I go up there and lay on my stomach and hang my ass out so I guess I don't want to. No, you got to lay in your back and open up your legs. That's what they do. That's what they do. I'm going to do the the ass thing. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing that. Jerry, this is what these guys do. It's like, it is a whole movement. It is. It's a movement, but, you know, like, I'm sure a buddy Dimitri would be right in the middle of that. Well, yeah, he bleaches his bottle. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying to you, it is absolutely flawless, Jerry.

I'll show you after the next break. I'm all right. Check out of that. They were shocked. They were shocked. That's fine. I'm fine. They should check it out. I'm good. Well, I've seen it. in the Yankee locker room.

Yeah, I saw it once before as well, but I didn't, like this time it was okay to look.

You know, it was sort of like out of my periphery

You saw me in due process

I did, yeah

We're in the hot tub together

Naked?

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