It's not normal Bud-Pard 260 though guys because Phil I'm afraid is in Glasgow and he's not on the

bad-2-60 though guys because Phil I'm afraid is in Glasgow and he's not on the run.

Nor has he moved to Glasgow.

Sadly the charms of that fair city have not seduced him yet.

Phil is in Glasgow filming a reality show where a bunch of people who are extremely not Scottish have to pretend to be Scottish and you last as long as a

predetermined group of 10 Scottish people vote to keep you in as it were.

They don't know they're on a show, they just get asked by the TV show anonymously,

hey, you know how we're following 11 of you?

Which of you do you think seems the least Scottish?

And as long as you can keep a majority on side, then, you know, anyway, you'll all know this, it will have aired by now, but Phil is attempting to win the series and the

10,000 pound prize or best offer for a used scotaphabia.

He, with only 10 miles on the clock, he's going for a

lasweeian taxi driver, so he's going for one of the toughest jobs, and his

angle is to just absolutely swear down to the face of anyone in the cab that he is to quote to quote

Phil I've seen the rushes Bonn and bred Glasgow or Glasgow.

I've seen him say both.

Which I don't know, it could hurt his chances.

It depends if he's gauged the passenger ride.

So yeah.

So yes, anyway, the point is is that he's off filming in Glasgow this crazy new reality show and so

What we're gonna do is we're gonna do an old bonus part for you guys. The big news for me is that as of today as I record this or I guess kind of yesterday as you hear this, I have a book coming out.

Excuse me. I've got a book being published.

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