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Hello and welcome to the J Train podcast. This is J Train Jared Freight. Coming to you

live from Harlem, New York City. We're here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. I'll say it one more time. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. That's how it works. You tell a friend. They listen to the show. They tell a friend. They listen to the show. Then we grow and grow and grow until it's too big to even do anymore. We pop like a balloon. So listen and also you know what feels the best. I got to say I love when they posted on their Instagram stories. I love it.

And tag a bitch. Tag a bitch. Just tag one friend. Tag me. I'll send you a heart. Tag a single bitch. One single bitch. Just do it. And whenever I see that Instagram post, it feels unbelievable. It's it's as if I took a walk into the woods. And I went to I'm serious. This is how it feels. I'm in the woods. Birds chirping. It's a beautiful.

Spring day. And I walk in and and also I walk so deep into the woods that it's almost dark covered with trees and pretty that in.

Can't see the tree top. Can't even see the tree tops. Just covered. I'm in a I'm in a I'm in a I'm covered. I'm in a cacophony of tree.

I'm in a trend riding situation. Yeah. And I'm walking down the and and breathe it in.

You can feel that air. Do we but it's it's do we enough that it feels like I have too much clothes on.

I don't follow. I will keep following. Okay. I'm like, oh man. The air.

That air needs to be against my skin. And it's just warm enough. So I take off my sweatshirt.

I'm like, no, I need more. And then there's a stream nearby. I'm like, I'll put I'll hang out my sweatshirt by the stream.

Yeah. And the waters coming back and forth to the shoreline.

I'm like, let me take off this t-shirt. So now I'm shirtless. Feels good.

Little drip from the leaves comes and hits my shoulder. I'm like, no, it's not enough.

Keep going. I take off my pants. I'm sitting there my underwear looking at the water. And I say, this isn't enough at all.

Just you out there. It's just me. No one's here to see. It's just me in nature.

So I take off my underwear and I'm completely naked. And then I get on all fours.

And a little chipmunk comes by. When the chipmunk has a fluffy tail.

Yup. That's the chipmunk. And the chipmunk goes tail to anus with me.

So now I'm on all fours. The chipmunks are facing me with its tail. And then my balls are hanging out from my backside.

So you just see balls. And the chipmunk grazes my balls with its tail.

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