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🗓️ 8 March 2024
⏱️ 26 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch, |
0:04.4 | you'd build a different kind of bank. |
0:06.5 | One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots, |
0:11.5 | doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad, |
0:16.1 | and definitely doesn't close before you finish work. |
0:18.6 | You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts. |
0:25.9 | So what would that look like? |
0:27.8 | Starling Bank, the bank built for you. |
0:30.7 | The sun was shining, the dokes were quacking. All was well as Derek Jones stubbed out his |
0:36.6 | lunchtime cigarette on the ground and put his rubbish in the bin. On his way |
0:40.5 | back to work he suddenly felt terribly guilty, but why? |
0:44.2 | What had he done? He was wracking his brains and then he saw it. |
0:49.2 | A duck pointing angrily at his discarded cigarette butt. |
0:53.2 | You don't think you're a litterer, but cigarette but are rubbish. |
0:57.2 | If you smoke, bin your butts, keep Britain tidy. |
1:08.0 | Welcome to Glamorous Trash. This is a Celebrity Memoir Podcast where we dig into all of the glamour and all of the trash. |
1:13.0 | If you have ever referenced |
1:14.4 | Mariah Carey and Therapy, then this is probably |
1:16.9 | the podcast for you. |
1:18.5 | I'm your host, Chelsea Dervantes. |
1:20.0 | I'm a TV writer, comedian, and filmmaker, |
1:22.2 | and soon to be author, and sometimes I'm a TV writer, comedian, and filmmaker, and sometimes I'm in stuff too. |
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