Book 11: The Smoking Pole

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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🗓️ 12 December 2011

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Ivan and Red are joined by friend of the show Kelly Anneken in covering pp 385-430 (Daenerys, Bran, Tyrion, and Eddard). We cover six-breasted statues, John Carter, sweeping stables with 10,000 brooms, A People's History of Westeros, Eskimo Bloodriders, anachronistic sluts, the Dothraki General Sherman, The Smoking Pole and much more. Listening to this podcast is an implicit contractual agreement to any and all business ideas expressed herein(jk). Next week we cover pp 431-479 (Catelyn, Jon, Tyrion, Eddard, Sansa)

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0:00.0	I am 40 minutes into this pilot episode and I don't have an erection.
0:04.0	Don-dun-dun-dun-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-hmm,
0:08.0	moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.
0:15.0	Oh no!
0:17.0	Over the sea!
0:19.0	Four seas over the sea!
0:22.0	Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Game.
0:24.0	Both Thrones Game.
0:25.0	Sean Bean dies.
0:27.0	I'm Red Scott.
0:28.0	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:29.0	Welcome to episode 23 of Boys Gorn Swords.
0:31.0	The Book Club, it continues ever forward.
0:34.4	It is unstoppable, it is an army, it is a wave.
0:37.4	Look upon our Book Club and despair.
0:40.1	First off, this week is going to be exciting.
0:41.6	We have a guest for the first time in a fortnight.
0:44.8	Yes, yes, returning.
0:46.8	I would say this grants her official friend of the show status.
0:50.9	Friend of the show. Friend of the show.
0:51.9	Are, is it a three-ped or is it a four peat including the game show oh it's
0:56.1	got to be at least three I'm thinking this will be four yeah for Kelly Anakin yeah
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