From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,

the Armstrong and Joe Getty, the Armstrong and Getty Show.

So I would like to distance myself from what we're about to do,

unless it turns out to be funny, then I will take credit for having chosen it.

Fair enough. We were told ahead of time that this joke is,

it's brutal, Michael said, is that right?

On the edge of whether or not it's quite mean to play.

Okay, well, it's mean to, well, it's just player.

An ex-girlfriend of Republican Congressman Matt Gates reportedly testified yesterday

before a federal grand jury after being thanked for cooperating.

She said, hey, anything to get out of Jim class.

Yeah, I get it.

Oh my God.

Yeah, well, you know, making that sort of joke about him is appropriate.

He fancies teenage dates.

It would seem.

And then, you know,

patriotism is last refuge of scoundrels.

That's actually that's saying that was, it was about a specific person back in the day in England.

But often echoing like Trumpy rhetoric is the last refuge of scoundrels these days.

Or, or claiming its racism on the other side.

That's the left last refuge of scoundrels.

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