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🗓️ 6 August 2025
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0:00.0 | Hello, Joe, welcome to the men's room. |
0:03.2 | Hola! |
0:04.0 | Ola! |
0:05.6 | Joe, welcome to the program, the random. |
0:06.8 | Would you rather question? |
0:08.0 | All right. |
0:08.5 | Yeah. |
0:09.0 | Let's go on this one. |
0:10.9 | So, every time you have it, would you rather eat your own boogers, eat your own earwax, or eat your own belly button lint. |
0:23.3 | So what are you having? |
0:24.9 | Start from the beginning. |
0:26.4 | What was the beginning of that question? |
0:28.3 | So you're going to eat something every time you have it. |
0:30.4 | So in other words, anytime you have it. |
0:32.5 | Okay. |
0:33.2 | So anytime you have a booger, you're going to eat it. |
0:35.6 | Anytime you have earwax, you're going to eat it. Or your belly button lint. So if you're going to eat your own, what are you picking? Well, I guess I'm going to have to go back to when I was around five years old. Every time I pulled the booger out of my nose and went right into my mouth. It did. Oh, yeah. But every little boy did that around that age. No, no no, no, no. I mean, I think you either do or you don't. Correct. Okay, okay, how about three years old? Maybe three, sure. Well, I don't recall anyone ever telling me, stop eating your boogers. You're not the only one that did it, Joe. No, yeah, it would seem like people either did it or didn't. |
1:13.4 | Well, look, you weirdo, I didn't eat them. |
1:15.3 | I'm just saying, I know people like it. I mean, I remember hearing stuff like Miles, get your hands out of your pants. Right, right, right. Yeah. But not eating boggers. I think I'd get |
1:07.7 | Earwax maybe |
1:08.9 | Boogers I just can't do |
1:10.8 | Man look I don't like any of them right |
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