Hello Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is a podcast about sex and so much more.

First of all, a little bit about sodomy, I would like to shout out that first sip feeling that Starbucks originally coined, but I am reclaiming as a Celsius drinker.

I just saw the clock hit noon. I have this weird rule that I try to have

Celsius before noon. For those of you don't know, Celsius is a delicious energy drink.

That's packed full of vitamins. I've been pitching it as Red Bull of vitamins for the past

five years. I've been drinking it four years. It's 200 milligrams of caffeine. It doesn't fully agree with my body, but I love it.

And they come up with a new flavor every 10 minutes.

I've been stuck on the cherry cola flavor, and I will say I just had my first hit of the day.

And it's great.

Cherry Cola Celsius, please treat yourself, unless there's any sort of shortage, in which case, it's all mine.

Don't you dare buy it?

The next thing, oh, I've been pondering dating apps.

Who's on them?

All of us.

I've been on them forever, and I like them. I think they're more good than bad. I also believe

in meeting people organically. Both have their ups and downs. That said, I think there needs to be a third

aspect to dating apps. And maybe this exists already, So please stop me if you've heard this.

But like, let's take Tinder, for example. I don't always gravitate towards Tinder because

Grindr's very immediate satisfaction, immediate results. Everyone's very kind of like in the present

moment. And Tinder is, um, in my experience,

much more laxadaisical. You have matches that are coming in kind of fluidly, uh, but conversations

seem to stall. People seem to ghost. I'm guilty of it too. But I would love if there was

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