Quick question.

Who wants some trivia?

Welcome to a special Oscars edition of the No Dunks Trivia show, where the only thing you can win is bragging rights until the next time we do this.

I'm Jason Doyle, and I'm filling in for J.E. Skeets, who normally hosts this show.

I'll also be fulfilling my usual scorekeeping duties.

There is no way I'm not f***ing this up.

I should point out that this is an exhibition game, so no matter what happens, no one will end up on the coveted leaderboard.

Okay, let's meet our contestants on Who Wants Some Trivia?

That's right, we have three challengers going head to head today.

First up, he's a 39-year-old podcaster from Stratford, Ontario, representing his home and native land, J.E. Skeets. Skeets says here you used to work on a garlic farm.

What was that like?

Smelly. Yeah, it was crazy.

You had to wear the same clothes every day, or you would have ruined your entire wardrobe.

But it was actually a fun job when it was nice out.

Oh, it sounds awful to me.

Next up, he's a 35-year-old podcaster from Lombard, Illinois, representing the home of the brave,

the United States of America, Trey Kirby.

Trey, it says here you've had a nice streak of not falling down the stairs lately.

How do you do it?

It's been four years, and I just take it one step at a time.

That's great.

You should get points for that.

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