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tales about a more rare type of criminal, because sometimes the truth lies

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Guys, there's no new family karma episode this week, but I have something that

might be even better. Pia is here. That's right. Pia and I have been recapping

Vanderpump Rules Season 3 over on the Patreon, and I figure why deprive you of an

episode when I can give you just because it's the spirit of giving one of the

Patreon exclusives here for everyone to listen and watch, because you know

what? That's what Santa would have wanted, or Jesus, whoever you believe in.

And in case you don't remember what's happening in Season 3, but I figure if

you're a Vanderpump Rules fan, you can catch up pretty easily. This is the season where

we're coming off Kristen Jax. Everyone already found out that they had sex, so Tom and Ariana

just started dating. Kristen's dating James. Stasi doesn't work at Sur anymore. Katie and Stasi

are going to eventually have a falling out this season. Sheena's planning her wedding to Shay,

and Sheena and Jax are plotting a takedown of Katie and Schwartz. They've just started the

rumor that Katie, quote, motorboated some guy's dick at a club. Who motorboats a dick?

Yeah, I think that's all you kind of need to know, just to jog your memory.

But everything else you can catch up on. If you have not rewatched Vanderpump Rules from the

beginning, I highly recommend it. It is top notch golden era television. It is what made Bravo

television peak. It's truly it should be studied. It should be studied. Like if you are a reality TV

producer, you should watch, you should be forced to watch seasons one through five, six, six, six,

six, six, right? Whatever the season is, the Jax cheats on Brittany. And then the season after

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