You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like eyes yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies.

Okay folks, it is time.

We're finally ready to reveal the number one funniest dead pilot society opening in the history of dead pilot society as voted on by the staff of dead pilot society.

The number one. Before I reveal reveal it let me say that you should go right now to

maximum fund dot org slash join dead pilots and become a member for as little as five dollars a month

we bring you something that no one else does. We're the only ones who do this.

And if you would like us to keep doing it, and we're probably going to keep doing it either way,

to be honest. But still, if you want to be a part of this, you know, this podcast that's

doing nothing but bringing laughter and good feelings out into the world.

We really hope that you will decide that now is the time to join us as a member.

All right, without further ado, our number one pick is eternally yours by Joe Port and Joe Wiseman,

showrunners of ghosts.

Maybe this isn't surprising, given that this is the only pilot that we have ever rerun.

We've done exactly one rerun, and it was this.

It also has a distinction of being likely to become the first dead Pilot Society Dead Pilot to be officially revived.

The executives at CBS came when we did the read at the Hollywood Improv of this.

And Joe and Joe and the executives decided, you know what, we can't give up on this show.

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