Welcome back to 2 Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A.

And we've been on vacation for a few weeks now. Happy 2021 people. New year. We're going to have some more fun, different content. And we just wanted to kick it off because this Baldwin story is too good to pass up.

I mean, it's like when things, I feel like when we always take a break is when things happen. And it's like, what the hell man? Like this is like perfect for us. We love this dumb shit.

But what I love about this story is that realistically, it's like it's not physically hurting anyone. Like, he'll eat. Sorry. Ilaria did not break any like laws. Like this is just silly mundane. Like it's just silliness, right? Like this whole thing.

It's just it's a story that went a little too far. It's like it went too far and she could never she had to double down. She couldn't like ever turn back from it. Right. She had to just keep going.

The real question to me is like, how much does Alec really know? That's the real question. I think he knows everything and nothing all at the same time. Like I think he just does not care.

Well, it was like when they first started dating, was she throwing out right away? Like, I'm from Spain, Ilaria. Like, okay. So what I would love for us to do is like, let's break down.

Let's break down the timeline of like what happened while we are on vacation first. And then like, let's go into like when they met everything like kind of sit this basically this whole backstory. Like let's go into that after so that we can really like.

Courtney has made an extensive extensive timeline. I was like, okay, I like sending her a few articles today. Like I'm making a few notes. And my sister and I like took down the Christmas tree because she knew a lot about it and listening to her.

Courtney's like, oh, I made a Google doc of a timeline. I'm like, it's like five pages.

I was like, how long did this take? You said like 45 minutes. I'm like, it's very extensive. So I also feel like 45 minutes isn't that long and rich because it's been like a week or two that we've been dealing with all of this and dealing so take it off with the original Instagram post by Amy Schumer.

So December 20th, okay, Amy Schumer post a photo of Ilaria Baldwin holding her son and she captions it as Jean and I wanted to wish everyone a happy holiday season. Enjoy it with whatever family members are talking to you this year.

This is a picture of Ilaria holding her son in lingerie, like looking hot. And so my take on it was that Amy posted this because she doesn't look as hot as Ilaria and like did it as just it was just as a joke. Like I wish I looked like this. Like this is me.

But Ilaria has five children and like she's known for after having the baby like her post bodies insane. So she takes it as like a shame, mean of sorts like a skinny shame.

I never have a shame. I would love to be skinny. Like the data someone's skinny, skinny, shames me. I'm like, thank you.

You know, but whatever. So yeah, she didn't get it. Amy ends up deleting the tweet after like that kind of happens at simultaneously on December 21st, the Twitter account at Lenny Brisco. So at LENIBRISCOE tweets, you have to admire Ilaria Baldwin's commitment.

I'm just gonna call her Hillary because I can't keep saying the access. You have to admire. No, you have to save the accent. That's the point. Well, and I name is Hillary. You have to admire.

She's done Boston. Okay. She's my Ilaria Baldwin's commitment to her decade long grip where she impersonates a Spanish person. So that kind of just sits there. December 22nd.

Ilaria releases an IGTV video that's talking about that photo with Amy and she doesn't have an accent in it, right? And that's where she's like you said Mary, she's talking about kind of that mom shaming the skinny bod shaming.

Yeah, and she's kind of like she won't actually she's not looking into the camera. It's kind of like like a rolling of her thoughts perhaps and just like to listen to right.

Like the video, the video only struck a chord because she had no accent like it wasn't. I mean her her her caption even said like feel free to not listen to this if you don't want to. It's like mundane, whatever.

Like mind you guys. She's like 36 years old. She's been married to Alex since 2012. Like they have five children together. Yeah. So then December 24th. And now everything that Amy Schumer has posted is now deleted. Like she posted deleted. So on December 24th,

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