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Hello and welcome to Surviving Reality.

I'm Corey.

And I'm Carly.

And this is a very special episode because we're here with the closed quad.

We have Ace and Caitlin of Love Should Be Multiplied Not Divided and shit talk on Patreon.

Hello.

Okay, first of all, you need to put some respect on our name because it's Yahweh Ace and Yahweh Keelan.

Or you can get matching medallions.

Yeah.

I'm just a little bit annoyed that you should use our full government name. Yawai. Yeah, spiritual name. Does that mean we all need Yawaewee at the beginning? Yep. I think so. Yawai Karii, Yawai Kori. Right. Okay, we're adopting it. And actually, if I could change my name altogether, I would rather be Yahweh Benawi.

Oh, interesting. Did you see that one of the kids' name is Yawai Binawe? Yeah, way, Bonaway. Oh, I was going to say, Yawai benevolence. That would be a good. That just flowed right off there. After getting on their Instagram, they've got some new little ones. Yahweh princess, Yahweh fancy, Yahweh prince.

Fancy. I like that.

How do you spell Yahweh fancy, though?

Just F-A-N-C-Y.

Just like that.

Not so fancy.

I wanted dummies, but unfortunately it's tough.

But I think Yawai Benawi was the oldest possibly, and he's got two wives, too. No, that was, no, Yawai Benawi was 12. Okay. So they got older kids. They just started showing us like, just told me. Yawai Poetics oldest son has two wives. Nice. Working on it. Working on it. So that is two families who are both practicing Polly. Right. That's crazy. We've never seen that amount of success of children also wanting to live Polly off of one of these shows. Because Cammy, Trent, Anita, they also have Zoe. Zoe. They're not a good. They're not a lot better than the Browns who have no one living polygamy in their zero.

Zero. No, thank you.

No, no, no.

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