BONUS: The Wank Tardis & Hotdogs in a Kettle

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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It's your favourite Friday add-on to your favourite Wednesday podcast. Yes, it's the Restless Natives Bonus, brought straight to you from both a "wank tardis" in Vegas with a man who doesn't watch Dr Who and a hotel in Manchester with a man who's keeping up a years old lie to George Lamb. We're chatting hot dogs in a kettle at Adult Butlins & curried chicken and banana pizza. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:05.0	This episode 29, the bonus episode.
0:20.0	Thank you very much for listening in.
0:22.1	As usual, Gordon Smart is here.
0:23.7	You might know me as Martin.
0:24.6	You might know me as a two-time presenter, a good morning, Britain.
0:26.6	And also today, all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada, from his wanktardis.
0:31.2	It is the one and only gorgeous, pouting, fragrant, miniskirted Martin Compton.
0:36.0	No, no, I'm telling you right now,
0:38.4	you got one laugh off of somebody on Instagram
0:40.6	calling at the Wank Targis.
0:42.2	That is not becoming a thing.
0:43.8	It is not staying all the time.
0:46.3	Because you've got one person saying that was funny.
0:48.6	The Master Bertorum.
0:49.8	Is that what it's called?
0:51.8	No, this is called my...
0:54.3	Oh, fuck again.
0:55.0	I'm back in the office slash laundry
0:56.4	slash printer room slash whatever.
0:58.2	Right, the whacked arduce.
0:59.8	The wag.
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