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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus: The Undiscovered Mailman

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Lady and Mikhail have a heart to heart.  Plus news for 2015-01-25.

 

Featuring

 

Irene Marquette as Lt. Cdr. Lady Cola

Griffen Eckstein as Mikhail the Mailman

 

Improvised as part of Ep 103: The Undiscovered Pantry

Edited by Eric Scull

News:

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Background music "Insurrection" from Smooth Federation, by Andrew Allen.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, I'm for I Star Trek fans. Please enjoy this week's bonus scene and stick around for the news.

0:11.0

We're going to go into this, this unknown situation, with nothing but our own hearts and truths to protect us.

0:19.0

You're right, Rita. That's why you were my friend when you were here, and I've missed you a lot. I miss you too, Captain Maxter. Did you get that kitten calendar I sent you? I did get that kitten calendar. It looks really nice in my quarters. Weird, I didn't get a thank you note. You didn't? I sent one. I totally didn't get it. I definitely sent one. Oh, weird.

0:37.7

Sometimes lady goes through my mail, the outgoing mail, and make sure that it doesn't go out.

0:45.8

Lady Cola.

0:47.8

Lady Cola.

0:49.0

Yes?

0:49.7

It's me, gal, the postman.

0:51.4

I'm here for you to look and go through the Sisyphys' mail before it goes out.

0:55.5

Thank you so much. Do you see anything to the captain in any sort of like girly handwriting?

1:01.5

Yes, I do. He's one right here. Huh. I can't. Oh, God. This is, I, I can't even opening it and I can feel, I can just feel it,

1:13.6

radiating from inside of this envelope.

1:17.5

I know that is cold for me to look away as you open the mail.

1:21.4

I will be looking away now.

1:23.1

Any letters in there for me before you look away?

1:25.9

There are, there are two letters for you

1:27.8

to me yes why didn't you start with that because you asked about the answer why is

1:32.6

everybody getting a mickle mickle just delivering the mail meekle you're very important job

1:38.5

on ship very important people think it's a kate to have mail miko think no no it's personal okay okay you to have male. Mekl think, no, no, it's personal.

1:45.0

Okay, okay. You're right. You're right. Hey, I, um, this is just a small thing, but we, uh, we had a dinner party in our quarters last night. And Mekir wasn't invited. Mekiel knew because Mekle gave invitations to everyone. I, but Mekle not invited. invited yes I know you weren't invited

2:01.5

because you are one of the lesser workers on the ship and you don't have a

2:05.6

normal uniform you have a sad uniform but we put together a plate of food for you

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