BONUS: The Rusty Anchor Happy Hour: Couches, Minivans, and Using Chat GPT to Solve Golden Girls Problems
Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty
4.5 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
This week we're giving EVERYONE the gift of bonus content! For those who haven't yet joined the GG VIP Club on Patreon, we hope sharing this week's Rusty Anchor Happy Hour inspires you to join! Kerri shares a crazy story about transporting a new couch, while H. Alan shares fears about cushion farts. Plus: We use Chat GPT to solve a few of The Golden Girls' most iconic predicaments. Cheers!
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, we have a surprise for you this week. |
| 0:03.2 | Don't we carry? |
| 0:04.1 | We do. |
| 0:05.1 | We're giving you a unhinged, rusty anchor happy hour for free this week. |
| 0:10.3 | We figure occasionally from time to time we like to give you a little bit of a taste of how crazy we get over on the Patreon. |
| 0:17.0 | So if you like us talking about couches, penises, golden girls, and chat GPT, that's a weird |
| 0:24.8 | arrangement of things we just talked about. |
| 0:27.1 | That's what you're getting on the Rusty Anchor happy hour this week. |
| 0:31.8 | If you want more of that craziness each week, go over and subscribe to the Patreon. |
| 0:36.1 | But that's what you're about to hear. |
| 0:37.2 | So we wanted to give you a little pre-warning before we just dived into the craziness. |
| 0:42.0 | Right, Carrie? |
| 0:42.7 | Yes. |
| 0:43.1 | You can check it out at patreon.com slash golden girls episode. |
| 0:46.2 | And we hope you enjoy this bonus content for the week. |
| 0:50.0 | And for those of you who are in the GGBIP club, we're happy once again to be in your ears |
| 0:57.1 | in this bonus content. |
| 0:58.9 | Good. |
| 1:00.0 | Okay. |
| 1:00.3 | And not. |
| 1:02.5 | And we're good. |
| 1:15.7 | I'm going to get rusty anchor and I'm ready. |
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