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a All right I'm back I'm back This cheese is getting to me. Cheese, man. Cheese. Ye, cheese. Okay, yeah, let's talk about if I'm a psychopath. You have to talk about whenever you get your podcast. I know. Why are you a psychopath? Okay, so some people were like, did you just buy your string cheese? Okay. Whatever, that's the way you eat it. Come on don't have time to peel it let me let me let me talk about this stop cutting me off

you all right are we stopping this and we're gonna drink yeah is this being recorded is this

this is that's dark are you kidding that's dark that's why I wasn't got a snack because I'm hungry

okay so string cheese is called string cheese because a lot of people like to

break into my emergency bourbon right right break into the bourbon I Okay. So string cheese is called string cheese because a lot of people like to feel up in the top.

They got a little string. Right? Yeah. Break into the bourbon. I get it. I get why you would eat cheese that way. I ate the cheese like that when I was young and living without abandon. Then I had kids. And one of my greatest fears is worms. You know how you get worms touching nasty things? You know who

touched nasty things? Kids and putting things in your mouth. Now, I try to never touch

things with my hands that I have to eat, which is why I'm holding my string cheese like a banana

peel with the packaging holding my cheese and I bite into it as if eating a carrot

because I don't want to touch it because now that I have kids I know how gross kids are

and how gross my house probably is and that's why I eat string cheese like a psychopath

freedom means eating your stick cheese however you want.

So we don't call it string cheese in this house.

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