Hey, pride members. You can listen to Small Town Murder early and add free on Amazon music. Download the app today.

Hey everybody, welcome to Small Town Murder bonus episode

every other week bonus, whatever the hell you're on the go. We're back. This is dumb James and Jimmy.

There you go. Hi. Hey. Hey. Good to see you here. Good to be here. Good to be here. We're jacked up because we we have fun with these bonus episodes

because we kind of have to stay real. I don't know. We stay kind of into the story of Small Town Murder. We wander off for a minute, but we come back on the trail pretty quick.

Feel us another comedy podcast. Some people go off the trail for a while and kind of go off the reservation. We we have a we're from a stand up background.

So we have a thing that like we could it's crowd work is when you're talking to the crowd. When you're talking to the crowd, you're doing crowd work and you kind of if you're doing jokes,

do you're not telling set jokes. You're just saying shit and it's going well. You don't stretch that thing out too far. No, you got to have a line where you're real about. Yes, you got to have your out your exit ramps.

You can get back into your joke and that's how we are with comedy. We sense when it's going on too long. So yeah, we get to stretch out and we're going to have some fun this week because we get to kind of do whatever we want.

Yeah. So we are going to do something that we discovered last week on Small Town Murder and that is the prisoner dating game.

Yeah, because that was just so much fucking fun that we need to do it again. So I have found several since our episode was in Minnesota this week.

I found several Minnesota dating game. Now we have some for the ladies, some for the guys. I mean, whatever you're into, but we have three men.

We have three bachelors up for grabs and we have three bachelor rats up for grabs. So I got to just it's pride month. So that's good.

This is good. Yeah, whatever you're into is fine. We don't give a shit. So let's start out. What do you say? Let's start out with the bachelor rats.

Okay, let's start out with the ladies out here and then we'll close with the guys because we're going to make fun of them a lot more.

So yeah, let's start out. Bachelor at number one. Currently residing in the state of Minnesota. As we know, she's 32 years old, five foot nine.

All right. She's a should nice looking black lady. She's a good looking lady. She says she's 32 year old black female with an outgoing personality.

I am currently currently experiencing a trying time in my life. You can say that again. You are in prison. That's trying.

That's trying to fuck. I've made some mistakes in my past that have caught up with me. Yeah, I would say we know. Fuck. Yeah, there's a picture of you in a prison uniform leaned up against a brick wall trying to look cute.

That is exactly the definition of they caught up to you. They got me. He says, but I am moving forward the new outlook on life. I'm looking for someone who can provide me with knowledge and growth.

That sounds like a, I don't know like a therapist and a professor, but not a fucking you want both in one. I guess so. A genuine person who has faith in a girl like me, willing to give me a second chance.

Okay. I decided he won't yet. Yeah, because I shit. I'm not on any chance at this moment. I welcome you to come as you are race and age. Don't matter. I will describe some things about myself and what I enjoy. That's not needed. You just say what you do. Here I go describing the things about myself.

...