BONUS: The One That Got Away (w/ Blair Socci)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Blair Socci (stand-up, The Blair & Greta Show) discusses what it's like to date an "influencer", how to have an amicable break up with your ex, and the pro/cons of dating comedians. Plus, Nicole reads your listener submitted stories about the one that got away! This bonus episode is brought to you by Netflix's Always Be My Maybe! Watch it on Netflix now and in select theaters. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh boy, welcome to a special episode of Why won't you date me?
0:29.0	The podcast for me and Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though
0:36.0	if you put mustard on your penis, I would suck it right off even though I hate mustard.
0:45.0	Yuck, wuff mustard on a hot dog or a hamburger ruins it.
0:49.0	Even if you wash the meat, it still tastes like mustard.
0:52.0	So, okay, this is a special bonus episode brought to you by Netflix's newest movie, Always Be My Maybe.
1:01.0	And my guest today, Oh, what a dang treat!
1:04.0	I met her while we were working on a show on MTV called Ladylike.
1:08.0	She also hosts a show in LA at Genghis Cohen.
1:12.0	It's Chinese Food Restaurant and they've got a little side place where they put shows up.
1:17.0	It's a really wonderful show. It's on Tuesdays. It's called The Greta and Blair Show.
1:22.0	And it's one of my favorite places in LA to work out new material.
1:25.0	So if you go to the show, you might see me, but if you don't see me, you're gonna see other amazing comedians.
1:30.0	And Blair's such a...
1:33.0	Bada-bada!
1:35.0	Did I say your last name right?
1:36.0	Ah, Saki, close.
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