meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

BONUS: Synods and Salt & Red Raw Thighs

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9674 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

In this week's edition of the Restless Natives bonus edition: a fishy jacket, synods and salt are the snack of Martin's childhood, a pair of red raw thighs, a proposition for a live in a bingo club, and a mistaken understanding of 'teetotal'.

Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!

If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This is a global player original podcast.

0:14.9

Welcome aboard Shaggers.

0:16.2

This is of course the bonus episode,

0:17.7

Your Friday Treat. It's the bonus ball with Martin Comston,

0:20.4

who's sprinkling his stardust around Edinburgh, the Athens of the North right now.

0:25.1

And it's me, the civilian, Gordon Smart, clinging to his coattails with a face like a painter's

0:29.6

radio of stardust sprinkled by Comston.

0:35.3

Right, Martin, my son, how you doing?

0:36.7

I'm good, brother.

0:39.5

Let's get wired in. Right brother let's get wired in right let's get wired in this is from kevin nelson dear friend of the podcast has got in touch he says afternoon troops i'm speaking to you

0:44.0

this afternoon from a scorching airshar welcome my man i served my time in a hollage workshop and darkest

0:49.9

kill winning in the late eighties where wind-ups and generally abusing apprentices was the norm,

0:55.1

if not encouraged. I could write a book. There were so many stories. Entry-level apprentice duties

1:01.0

were the usual stuff like building, tyres, repairing punctures, but most importantly, making

1:05.7

sure that urn was topped up, turned on and ready for breakfast and lunch before taking the

1:10.7

rolls order and going to the local shop.

1:13.1

One particular boy called Colin was so naive he fell for the lot.

1:16.8

A couple of memorable ones were a 20 pack of filterless lilettes.

1:21.1

We told them they were mentholfags.

1:25.2

Very good, that was kind of a.

1:26.8

He came back with Benson and Hedges, none the wiser.

1:30.0

Another one was in order for two roles.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Global, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Global and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.