Greetings Adventurers. It's your producer, editor, co-Diam, sound designer, yada, of Dark Dice.

I am here today, apologizing to you, the day of release. I have been working on this thing.

Asbjorn has been working on this thing a lot, and it doesn't feel ready. I could put on an

episode today, but I don't want to rush it. And I don't want it to sound okay.

I want it to sound great.

And I want more time.

So I'm begging you.

Please don't flip the dial and hate us forever and say, screw this show, one star.

I just, this thing could either be like two small meh episodes or one hour long, really cool episode episode and I think splitting it up is a terrible

mistake having literally just spent the last two weeks trying to do exactly that. I know I've been

working on the White Vault ending that series. I know I've been working on the Japanese adaptation

of Liberty Tales from the Tower and the English episodes as well that we've

been updating as we go through. Oh, and it was Friday the 13th as well, which means special

stuff on our feed that some of you may have heard. But let's get to real talk. I love Dark Dice.

This is so important to me that this episode is good, and I appreciate your patience. So instead today, we have something for you.

It's a story, and it's one that I co-wrote with K.A. Stats a long time ago while terribly sleep

deprived, and we fixed it and rewrote it because writing while sleep deprived is silly sometimes,

and I wasn't a great sound designer, So we redid it literally this week,

or last week, and it came out in Japanese. This version is the English version, the updated

version. If you like the scariest stuff that Stads and I put together, and I think you do,

this story should make you smile and keep you satiated for your entertainment for the

next two weeks. And if you want to hear more of these Tales from the Towers and the Liberty podcast

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