Reality with a bit of insanity.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

Friday on Fox Across America, Jimmy Fala, America's life coach, as I am wont to do.

We reach into the family grab bag and pull out a radio guest.

Joining me now on the program, a man enjoying his first week of summer.

Lincoln Phala is in the house.

How are you, man?

Good, how are you?

It's under control, Link, man.

It was a relatively peaceful week around here in the house.

Because there was no schoolwork.

Is that what it was?

Yeah.

So is that why why like for real because if if

school work is what it takes for there to be harmony in my world like I will you could drop out

right now like I don't even care how do you feel about that good I want to drop out stop it I don't

mean that shut up don't get excited he got so you had this I just said it to see his face you well you don't mean a lot of things just like when you said i do like you're saying i don't

love your mom why are you running with that this week because it's a good joke it's a great joke

but the fact that she's not on today will feed rumors that we're in a fight or something

no and that's not true jenny fail has been great she's actually hard at work I believe I'm getting

lasagna for Father's Day do you know anything about that yep all right good

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