This is an I Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Mother Knows Death.

Starring Nicole and Jenny and Maria QK.

Hi everyone. Welcome to this special edition of Mother Nose Death for Valentine's Day of this year. We will be talking about injuries that occur during sex, either with yourself or with someone else, including lots of

foreign bodies, people put into various orifices for sexual pleasure, as well as traumatic

injuries that occur from having sex. So let's get into our favorite subject, which is

anal foreign bodies. Now, anal foreign bodies are popular with men because of

the prostate glam, which is known to be the G spot in a guy. So any guy that tells you they're not

into that is totally lying. But they're also, they tend to get embarrassed to buy actual

sex toys to use for this purpose. So we have a couple

interesting stories to go with about this. Yeah, so let's start with this 63-year-old patient.

He was really into anal play, so he went out and he did buy a toy in this particular instance.

This toy was a four-inch silicone ball that was attached to a cord so he could easily pull it out.

The problem, however, was after he stuck it in, the cord broke and he was not able to get it out.

But this turned out to not be the first time he's had to go to the hospital for something like this.

So the funny part of this story, I guess, well, not funny for him, but the reason that he ended up buying a

sex toy that was designed for this particular purpose was because he tried to make his own

at some point, which consisted of a potato that he put a bolt into. And when he put it up into his

rectum, the bolt became detached from the potato and it was

stuck up there and he was not able to get it out. So we had to go to the hospital and they had

to put him under anesthesia and cut the potato into smaller pieces in order to get it out of his

...