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Guaranteed human. Hi everyone. Welcome to Mother Knows Death. This is our special Christmas edition. So let's get into the first story. Well, since this is an X-rated show, it only, to quote, pop up, it only makes sense to start

with a penis story.

So, which really isn't even a Christmas story, but the deformity has to do with Christmas,

so we're just going to go with it.

Yeah, exactly.

All right, so this 43-year-old guy went to the doctor and he said

that he noticed a decrease in his penis length, but an increase in his girth. So this can be caused

by a condition called Peroni's disease. Have you ever heard of it? No. So it's just scarring inside of

the penis, which could happen if you have a lot of rough sex.

It could happen in other ways too, but that's one of the common ways that it happens.

And what happens is it could kink off the blood supply. And in this case, it caused venous insufficiency.

So that means that the blood from the penis during an erection that was going back to the heart was kind of backing up into the penis. And it was causing his penis to, like Maria said, it looked like it was shorter and length and wider. And it's called a Christmas tree deformity because the penis actually looks like the shape of a Christmas tree. The pictures of it,

when you see the pictures of it, you'll say, oh, okay, this is, this is why it's called that.

Yeah, this post is called Christmas in June in the gross room. I mean, you definitely, I think,

I wrote the article in June. That's why I called it that. I think just, you know, talking about it, you can't really have like a full visual of exactly what this looks like.

But I do think it's a really accurate description based on the pictures you included.

So, so yeah.

So I also show photos of the surgical repair of it, which is, it's pretty intense thinking, like, especially if a guy looks at this

surgery, they're going to be like, oh, my God, that looks insane. They basically cut a circumferential

incision around his previous circumcision from when he was a kid that he, they cut a circle around

his penis, and they slid the skin down they basically

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