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The taglines were so weak, Heather's is, no one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty

close.

Okay, that's just gag me.

Shannon's is okay, but life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl, just because it's so

Shannon, it's just so hinged, unhinged, and the sound of it, the delivery, put nine in

a bowl.

That's like, I'm going to put in, uh, Tamara's makes kind of no sense to me, boldness comes

at a cost, and I'm willing to pay, yeah, well, I, hey, why didn't she dig into my mess

is my message now, I agree, like, boldness comes at a cost that doesn't really even fit

with the season, it doesn't mean anything, it means nothing, and like, that's the one

you picked, Megan's is good, Megan's also proves that the reason they picked Megan was

because, I mean, she proved, she proved her worth the season, but still it was like, they

were so enthralled at the thought of getting Jimmy, they were like those, the, the, the

gays at Bravo were like, oh my god, we can't get Jimmy, oh, get him.

So they were, she's like, now that I'm in the OC, it's a whole new ball game.

That's pristine.

Yeah.

Perfection.

Uh-huh.

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