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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

BONUS: Pulling Sickies & Watching Gordon Pish

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9674 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

In this week's Bonus, brought to you from better internet in northern Norway than Scotland, a skin roll work prank, some back up for Gordon, Shaun Dillon's hilarious sicky story and people come from far and wide to watch Gordon pish.

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0:00.0

This is a global player original podcast.

0:18.4

Welcome back to Restless Natives. This is your bonus episode, your wee Brucey bonus, with me, Gordon Smart, the civilian, aka Chris, Disney Matter, and the one and only B-tech Macavoy. It's Greenock's finest, Martin Compton. How you do, Martin?

0:33.7

Good, mate. Yeah, last leg of the trip here in Norway. So this will be my last time transmitting from here.

0:41.1

Actually up in the Arctic Circle now. It's the first time I've ever been jealous of the weather in Greenock. The pictures my moan at sending me.

0:49.1

But yeah, mate, it's been, honestly, it's been epic. It really has been.

0:52.0

It's 26 degrees where I am. and I'm thrilled that you are in the

0:55.7

Pishing rain and the clouds and some fjord somewhere because it's been sick and not being

1:00.2

involved in that but oh well Martin you're missing out in the sun in Scotland it is but it's changed

1:04.3

because it's where when you're down south it's like it's dramatic it's that kind of like you know

1:08.6

those pricks in the snow with their sunglasses on I've turned into one of them but up here it's that kind of like, you know those pricks in the snow with their sunglasses on?

1:11.7

I've turned into one of them.

1:13.2

But up here it's not.

1:14.3

It's got more Scotland weather in the winter.

1:16.2

It's just, the further up you go, it's just dreek.

1:19.2

That's a good Scottish word.

1:20.4

It is dreek.

1:21.3

Good dreech.

1:22.3

Dreech, it is dreech. well listen we're not going to be dreak today because we've got great messages from our punters as usual which they just make I don't know how often you get a chance to dip into the emails Martin it's probably best you don't

1:33.3

but there's nothing makes me happier in it half past three in the morning and some pished rest of the night

1:38.9

fan sends a story over not they're overreaching with the stories they tell us

1:45.3

and then the next day we get an email

1:47.1

it's normally about

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