Hello everyone, Rico here.

And this is Brendan over here.

And you're listening to a dinner party download Super Extra Special Podcast Extradopoulos.

That's right, I think.

This is a podcast-only mini episode featuring a couple of performances we recorded at our live show in Santa Monica, California

this summer. Both these performances are smart, they're very funny, and both are, let us say,

rated R. Is that accurate?

Yeah. This is grown-up humor, which we want to stress is not appropriate for any young

ins who may be in your shot. That's right. Call it the after-dinner party download. So send the kids

off to bed and just... Even if it's daytime, they should send the kids to bed? Yeah, well, it's tough

luck for the kids. Send them to bed. Then huddle close to your laptop or whatever it is you listen to,

and enjoy this show in the company of sophisticated adults. Consider it our gift to you for being old.

You're welcome.

In a little bit, we'll hear two funny ladies known as Garfunkel and Oates.

They are the stars of their own hit IFC TV show.

They sing us a brilliantly satirical song which contains some blue language

and a slew of metaphors, about half of which will offend someone somewhere.

But we're starting off with a piece from comedian and author Mosher.

Yes, in 2009, he was named Best New Comic on iTunes, and he co-hosts the comedy podcast, The Champs.

His first book was a humorous memoir entitled Casher in the Rye, The True Tale of a White Boy from Oakland, who became a drug addict, criminal, mental patient, and then turned 16.

That's all in one title.

It gives you an idea about what's to come.

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