John Robbins

Radio X

Hello everyone

Welcome to Robbins Unleashed Mark 2

Second Week of me standing in for Ricky Wilson

Good show today

I thought Neil

A few points of controversy

Still I mean I hit a wall after the Queen quiz, but I won't spoil the surprise.

A remarkable state of affairs there.

Had it been Ellis that had set those questions, there would be attention in the room now.

However, pub porn, second week of pub porn, and we had some list of submissions, which

is phenomenal, and they really did get the vibe. However, following a number of listeners who

tweeted and texted in, who I don't think fully got textual healing and found that somewhat

confusing slash disturbing.

We decided that we would read the list of submissions as a podcast treat.

Because, I mean, to say their niche is sort of doesn't really do justice to the word niche.

But they're brilliant.

So I'll read two of them.

For those of you maybe didn't listen to last week's show, pub porn is a sort of hobby I have where I write prose fiction based around

ideal pub scenarios. We've had two submissions, one from Ben Brown. The more sort of overwrought, the better. And I really like

ones. Mine often start with some kind of weird negative that gets turned into a ludicrous

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