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Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.9 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

After Elis’ weekend gallivanting around Wales (which John is absolutely fine with, honestly) he has come to the realisation that he has lived a somewhat unfulfilling life. Join the boys as they investigate Elis’ existential crisis, ponder gigging inside an organ and ALSO who is on the walls at Abbey Road. PLUS Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel, the Light-Hearted Paper Review and a brilliant Shame Well entry! Elis & John are on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

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0:00.0	Radio. Radio X. Ellis James and John Robbins. This is Radio X, tackling Britain's big issues. You join us in an exclusive three-way debate. Right in front of me is the right Honourable Vinny Joshi, Croydon East candidate for the producer's alliance. He's campaigning for attacks on presenters' egos and a relaxation of the drink broadcasting rules.
0:22.6	I am John Robbins' shadow chancellor of the vibe and Bristol West's returning candidate for the John is best Queen's Apatharthing Ale Party.
0:32.0	And finally, to my left, the candidate for Kamarthenshire South for the Retarmec Capell Kapeldui Road and Keep Wales Great Party, Mr Ellis James.
0:42.3	My grandfather was from Kapaldoi. How did you know that?
0:46.3	I didn't.
0:47.3	Well, I didn't say that in the bit there.
0:49.3	I know, but I thought that's why you chose Kapaldui.
0:51.3	I googled Kamarthen and found a small road, of which there are many,
0:55.4	nay all. Yes, yes. Well, the M4 doesn't reach Kamarthen. The M4's a state of mind and it ends
1:01.8	in crosshands. Vin, Vinay, I think our listeners want to know about your propositions to bring
1:07.5	back fox hunting, but only in city centres between 10pm and 2am.
1:12.5	Oh yeah, they're terrifying. They terrify the bejesus out of me, John. Horses and dogs
1:18.0	hacking them down behind the bins. No, a proper urban fox hunting. Yeah.
1:22.2	Machine guns. Hand to hand. I once had a standoff with a fox on my road.
1:28.6	Did you?
1:29.1	Yeah, it was like a Mexican standoff.
1:30.5	We both stood, it stood stock still.
1:32.1	Yeah, because I wouldn't have believed this before I moved to London.
1:35.9	They are not scared of humans.
1:37.8	They do not care.
1:38.9	They're cocky and they're packing heat.
1:40.7	Absolutely.
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