Radio. Radio X. Ellis James and John Robbins.

This is Drive, perking you up with an audio coffee run.

A chat, two chat whites and a double radio espresso.

And if Sandra wants decaf chai with cream and coconut milk, she can bloody well get it herself, honestly.

How can you be allergic to milk and not cream?

I am John Robbins and to my left

is the man responsible for the resurgence of Oslers in West Wales. For an £8-pound hourly fee,

he will provide horse-sitting services outside 17 weather spoons between Lennethley and Milford Haven.

Extra services include saddle buffing, shoe scrape and tail braiding. It's Mr. Ellis

James. Hi John. I'll do it despite being allergic to horses because it's such a money spinner.

It is and you come out in hives but also in fives. Oh very nice. John is doing that thing where he's

rubbing his thumb and forefinger together to imply that I'm a rich beyond my wildest dreams. The international sign for Bunce. Yes. There's not a country on earth

where people wouldn't understand that. Buntz. Bunt. Heave. Cheddar. Wedge. Yeah. Fat pocket. Money.

Yeah, money. Team, it's Ellis and John sitting in for Johnny Vaughn on this, well, I don't know what the weather's

like where you are, but here in London it's very changeable and I, what I often say, Ellis, is if you

don't like the weather in England, wait five minutes.

That's what I often say.

I actually walked to the studio earlier on and I was too hot for a jumper but it was raining.

Explain that.

Just can't make its mind up.

Generally, the weather's an idiot.

Hate it.

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