Radio. Radio X. Ellis James and John Robbins.

Do, do, do indeed. That was Vida. This is Radio X and we're bang in the middle of a radio

heat wave. Broadcast temperature is up to 100 degrees capable. Here in the studio, we're following government advice to slip, slap and slop.

We've slipped off our trousers, slapped on some great tunes, and slopped on an entire bottle

of fun cream.

Factor a billion.

I'm John Robbins, and to my left is Wales's hottest DJ.

At a whopping 86 degrees in the shade, scientists have calculated that were his natural heat to be harnessed.

He could provide one month's power for a town the size of Landudno.

It's Mr. Ellis James.

Good afternoon, John.

I just don't know when to chill out.

I'm hot all the time.

You're hot, hot, hot, hot with a 100% chance of passion.

Yeah, my core temperature is a million degrees Fahrenheit. A million degrees. A million degrees. Which is so hot. Yeah, super hot. But how are you, John?

I'm on the middle of, I think I'm riding a sugar wave, which is about to come crashing down.

I would say it around the 4.45 p.m.

Yeah, I was going to say, we've got half an hour of you like this, because I've got to be honest, I've known you 12 years, and I've never seen you like this. It's at your most giddy.

I had two lunches and then two ice creams. What was in your lunch?

First lunch. Was it just horrible with a harrible sort of starter? No, first lunch was a sort of vegetable gyoza rice affair, which I pimped with two

sachets of hot sauce and some soy sauce and some chilies. Then I had... Living alone? No, these were all

out and about in London's fashionable end.

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