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Welcome to a bonus edition of the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast.

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The terms of use, sir, sit back, relax and enjoy.

Yes, please.

So this requires some somewhat of a setup

because regular podcast listeners will know that for many weeks,

630 weeks, I wrote my own autobiography in the style of Tony Blackburn,

in a kind of style that sort of celebrity,

slightly self-aggrandizing celebrity.

Yeah.

This doesn't sound as mad and as self-aggrandizing as you'd think, actually.

Basically, we used to read aloud from Tony Blackburn's autobiography, which is, I think,

I think this is fair to say, the funniest book in the English language.

It's called Pop-Tastic.

You can get it on Amazon for like a penny or something. It's so, it is really worth it. And then John started writing his autobiography, and it's been very popular. And we've had loads of emails and texts and tweet asking for us to release them all as a podcast. And here it is. So, yeah, this is the first part of a two-part of it, I think, probably the first 15 or so chapters.

I do hope you enjoy it.

It was always a highlight of my week, sitting down and writing it and reading it out to Ellis, trying to make the old guy giggle.

Put a bit of a spring in his step.

A shaft of light into the darkness of his... You make it sound like I'm an 80-year-old man in an old people's home

and you're like a 20-year-old volunteer.

You were right, Ellis.

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