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🗓️ 1 April 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Here we go three two one |
0:07.0 | Something to work that really makes it difficult for me when you do that instead of |
0:10.7 | I'm sorry. No Matt Matt gets attacked by a big bug every time I |
0:16.3 | Like to snap and he gets scared. I didn't know that made it harder for you Chris. I won't do it anymore |
0:20.9 | He said you fucking diva I think it's funny because we all clap and smack at the same time the match just goes |
0:32.8 | It's that's just easier to use my mouth. I'm sorry |
0:50.9 | Just do just do kinks kinks kick things off here greetings listeners. I |
1:02.2 | Wish I could come to you today to you know share in a happy April Fools day and wish you all a happy April Fools day |
1:12.7 | But unfortunately the April fool that |
1:16.1 | The beloved Jester and prankster and national hero who this day is dedicated to has succumbed to the ravages of COVID-19 |
1:25.4 | Wow, there is no there is no more April fool, but we have got in his place Tim Heideker |
1:32.6 | Hey, it's Tim Heideker the the annual fool every month is a I'm a fool every month every single month of the year |
1:45.8 | I |
1:50.0 | Then I can make you boys laugh with one with two words ready |
1:54.0 | Just get your serious. Okay, I'm turkey wings |
2:03.7 | God you know what it's not so easy. It's not so bad that the April fool is dead. He shit was kind of a bull hat anyway |
2:10.0 | Yeah, I mean like I never wanted like criticize him because he's sort of a veteran of show business, but |
2:17.3 | We're not missing much |
2:19.3 | Much yeah, you know I did an April Fools day prank on my mom who's staying with our family right now. Do you want to hear it? Yeah? |
2:26.5 | Pretty good. Pretty good |
2:28.9 | She I I have a six-year-old and we conspired together this morning to hide the eggs in the in the fridge |
2:36.5 | And then my daughter asked my my my mother to make her |
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