Losh Green Mountains on spoiled sandy beaches and a smile that says,

Welcome to our Caribbean Island.

On beautiful Montserrat, we like to think we invented the phrase,

Off the beaten track.

So if volcano tours, outdoor adventures and swimming with turtles is your thing,

Head to the small island with a big heart,

where the only thing warmer than the weather is our hospitality.

Montserrat, our island is your island.

Plan your next holiday at visitmoncerrat.com.

Hello lovely listener, wondering what this is? Surely by now you know.

This is of course the red handed monthly Patreon roundup.

So it is a summary of all of the best bits, all of the fun stuff that we've been doing over on Patreon

for our Patreon. So today you are going to wrap your ears around Hannah and I talking about Boris Johnson,

our current Prime Minister, if he still has the time of listening to this,

and Carriegate, yes how he tried to give his mistress £100,000 tax paying job

so that he could carry on his love affair.

We'll also talk about Prety Patel and refugees, the European Court of Human Rights.

Then you will get a 10 minute snippet of our exclusive Patreon bonus episode on Martin McNeil.

The Mormon Doctor Lawyer Bishop, etc. who tried to kill his wife through a facelift.

Then we'll round it all off with Prince Andrew not being able to join the weird garrter celebrations here

because he is of course a sweaty nonce.

And finally we rounding things off with the summary of the platy jubes.

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