Bonus Parody - Landlord Lina Lands In The Looney Bin
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 1 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:24.1 | Guaranteed Human. Excuse me, excuse me. Landlord Lena here to collect rent. Excuse me? I'm here to collect rent. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just push me? Ma'am, I'm 87 years old. I couldn't even push a button. Where's security? Security! What's wrong with her? Hi, Rent Stu. Excuse me. Who are you? Don't you know who I am? |
| 0:37.5 | No. El Commodente ready for payday. Lady, this is a motel 6. Get out of here. Hello, hello. It's payday. I mean for me. You rents do. Girl, this is Bridgling Daycare. We own the place. Oh, good. Kids. |
| 0:54.8 | Bring the kids to the front. Do what now? Bring them up. Come on. Come on, kids. All right, lock the doors. Knock, knock. Landlord Lena here. Rent stew. Hello? Hello? Why are all the walls white? Hence soft. Hi, Lena. Welcome to the Nut House. |
| 0:55.0 | It's okay. you're home now. |
| 0:58.0 | Wait, wait, what's going on here? |
| 1:01.0 | I don't like this at all. |
| 1:03.0 | No! No! No! |
| 1:05.0 | No! |
| 1:06.0 | With sleighs and towers and furping nerds and pimpled poppers who sweat and |
| 1:10.0 | and sneer and squiggle and squeeze and squirt and they're coming to get me again. |
| 1:16.3 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 1:19.2 | Guaranteed human. |
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