Hi, everyone. Sorry for barging into your podcast feed like this. I'm sorry. This is important news breaking news. Luke and Micah here to say hi. Say hi, fellas. Hi, it's no time to say hi. Break out the important news, Andy. Sorry, figurines.

Oxfentia figurines are now available. We wanted to let you know because we thought you'd be interested and excited to know that our first ever Oxfentia figurines or action figures if you prefer available now.

I mean, they don't do much action really. They're more like statuettes. You can throw them across the room. That's an action. That's an action. Yeah, I'm going to go to store.outsidexbox.com. They're available individually or in bundles.

Honestly, we would prefer you buy the bundles because otherwise, we'll be able to figure out. Yes, it's true. It's going to be crushing that data folks. We don't want to see it. Yeah, it's going to be crushing. I imagine for me specifically, but it's fine. I think it's really important for our beloved podcast listeners to take a look at these figurines because if they've only ever heard of these characters in audio form, they might not have an idea of what they look like. Oh, man, you know, that thing we've listened to a podcast for ages and then you like look up pictures

of the host and it's like, wow, that's what they look like. Yeah, I got it like that. What is it, but some kind of crocodile. I don't like any five of that. They're also good news is that you get a discount when you purchase the bundle of all five figures. You get 20% off all legacy of dragon's merch, like you can't see, but the hoodie I'm wearing right now. When you purchase any of the figurines, there's a code, which is OX figs 20 with a capital O and a capital F O X F I G S 20 get 20% off. Yep.

You legacy of dragons and you check out the figurines. They're very cool. Yeah, you do get a discount if you buy all of the figurines at once as well. And also, as Andy says, it means it's less of a popularity contest, which is, yeah, we don't have literal raw data of which of us is more popular. Yeah, we don't want to be in a situation where we've got a warehouse of only dobs.

Unsolved dobs. How's that going to make dobs as far as the I can see the end of Indiana Jones, but it's all console Coruscant.

Yeah, we should probably offer some value to our fine podcast listeners who have just listened to some advertising. Yes, don't worry. We've got some fun content now for you to make up for this.

It's going to be unconscionable interruption into your podcast feed. Yes, Luke, we're going to do a little mini a couple of minute two minutes mini ox venture that you're DMing. Oh, okay.

It's going to be a flashback adventure or a chance to see an egg, but back when they were young, how it is in this time. All right, hang on, hang on, hang on.

While you do that, what is the address for the store? I'm not sure we mentioned it stored outside Xbox.com isn't it?

That's where you can get stored outside Xbox.com to check out these fine figurines.

Cool. Okay. Now we open back in the day. Here you are in the the stronghold of the dragon door. It's missed my that's right. Egg, but we're back in the day. It's your, I guess your academy days.

Yeah, wisdom minus two instead of minus one presumably. Yeah, exactly. And you have been posted to God duty outside Captain Shattershield's room because Captain Shattershield is up something very important. It's his by monthly blackberry pie baking sessions. Oh, gosh. No idea. He was into that.

You can hear the sounds of fervent baking coming from inside. He's not.

Don't know what that sounds like. And he's slapping of dough against the block. Maybe there's a lot of a lot of, you know, groaning and hefting and chopping and dicing.

Yeah. It's pretty intense. I'm going off. Exactly. But who's this coming around the corner? Why it's the other. It's the other guard posted to guard duty. I'm not sure you two have met before this. Oh, it's the origin story.

It's Chauncey. Oh, there he is. Hello. Hello. It's hello. Hello. Um, are you a dragon man at this point? I don't know what partway through the transition probably. Oh, hello. Hello, man with a tail and slightly long face. This cannot be. This cannot be where we will be a little significant.

I do not want this described in like some kind of compendium in the future. It's going straight on the wiki already.

Yeah. Sorry. I didn't interrupt. Continue. Hello, Chauncey. How is your, is your voice breaking at the moment? No, it's, this is my voice. It's always been like this, even when I was a baby paladin sir. Right. Fair enough. Anyway, I've been assigned here to look after to guard this window. Yeah.

And I'm doing it. But what about the door swings open? Shatter shield emerges covered in flour and stained deeply with blackberry.

Um, he stumbles out, apparently sweat runs in reveal. It's down his touch track and born it. Wow. Since it's, it's, it's done. Now, the pie is cooling on the windowsill.

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