Aaron I know that you are lucky enough to have had your hair regrow back but for Tom and I

it's just only looking worse and worse and so we've made a decision. We're going to pay for it using

the Patreon dollars we receive legally and justly on this program. We are going to go to Turkey.

We're gonna get the hair transplants.

But you know how after you get the hair transplants,

you have to wait like

hibernations and nobody sees you.

Yeah. We're going to go just north of Turkey to a little country you've heard of perhaps called Ukraine.

We're going to fight in the war for the nine months that our hair is

regrowing back to its normal looking state.

And then we're going to come back from war with just flowing locks.

It's just a glow-toc-flowing-fobio on those like Harlequin romance covers, you know, levels of flow.

I'll probably be missing a leg. Tom will be missing both of it. I'll probably be missing a leg.

Tom will be missing both of his arms, but we will have the most beautiful, glorious looking

hair you've ever seen.

And when people ask you, like, when people ask you how to grow back, you like, well, I was defending

Western values.

I was defending democracy.

I gave my limbs for it, but, you know opens you know when God closes the door he opens

a window yeah also you had me thinking about when you say a hair transplant for some

reason I was like all right what if you're like a white dude and they just give you like a black guy from like what is the hair like like could I donate my hair for people? My a h-brancus to you, we were going to knock on your door for this. I got enough everybody now, I think I could do it.

Yeah, you're in good shape.

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