4.6 • 912 Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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A bonus episode from the Patreon! Did you know Nora McInerny of Terrible, Thanks For Asking and Caroline have a Patreon podcast? It’s called NOBODY ASKED: Revisiting The Early 2000s Reality Shows That Shaped Our Lives. So far we’ve gone back and watched Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, MTV’s Rich Girls, the first season of American Idol, and now we’re on The Ashlee Simpson Show. We have no plans to stop, so don’t even try to stop us! We will do this until every show has been watched and every pair of our pants has been peed in from laughing so hard.
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It's Valentime's Day and Ashlee is hanging out with her "best friend" Ryan Cabrera who she makes out with (she says this is normal). Plus, Caroline pees her pants. Plus, people with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis are rethinking their choices??? Plus, Ashlee's friend wears low rise ballet tights to ballet class. Also, TIna goes to Ryan's concert? Why? ...like, really, why? Tina get a life you freak!
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0:00.0 | Got stains on my C shirt and I'm the biggest bird. |
0:07.0 | Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually. |
0:13.0 | I'll cut fools is on my heart |
0:19.0 | and some sums I get dug if you want my auto want my auto by your other face. |
0:28.0 | Baby just ask me |
0:40.4 | Baby. You're back baby. I'm back baby. I'm back in not better than ever but pretty much the same as ever. So it's Valentine's Day and as Ashley's friend |
0:45.3 | calls it Valentine's Day for whatever reason and all of a sudden Ryan Cabrera is the main focus of this entire show. |
0:55.8 | Yeah, Ashley's writing music. Yeah, she's fighting with her dad. Yeah, the man in the alley said she'd never amount to anything. |
1:01.3 | Yes, she's not Hillary deaf. Yes, Tina continues to show up wherever she is like a little sewer rat poking her head out of the great. This episode though, it's like all about Ryan and we open with a scene where she's |
1:16.4 | talking about Ryan we get a refresher because Ryan is not Josh and one |
1:20.3 | could be confused because it is only episode four and these episodes are only 20 minutes and we just met everybody in episode one. |
1:27.6 | We've met Josh and then we had to let him go within 11 minutes and 37 seconds. |
1:34.3 | So now it's all about Ryan. |
1:36.0 | Remember Ryan lives in the same little townhouse complex |
1:40.2 | that she lives in in Los Angeles. I need to find those ugly 2005 renderings of |
1:48.3 | architecture. And Ryan is also a singer and Ryan's hair is full of product and Ashley and |
1:59.3 | Ryan are canoeing remember Ashley Ashley was in his music video and she did something sneaky |
2:06.7 | which was kiss him during the music video. She told the director but he didn't know |
2:11.4 | and that was such a cookey thing to do it's called consent Ashley look it up and |
2:17.0 | They are like do they are like dugger hand-fucking on the couch |
2:21.9 | You know how the duggers don't they don't like kiss |
2:24.8 | before marriage like all of their first everything are on their wedding day so |
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