Okay, I have had minutes to think about this and I couldn't even come up with something good.

Okay, the only thing I could think of was welcome to maintenance phase, the podcast that

is sometimes rusty, but never dusty. All right, I like that one. I don't know what it means,

but it runs. I don't know what it means either. I feel a little rusty. Do you feel a little rusty?

Have you heard our other taglines? When have we not been rusty? We're entirely composed of

rust. I'm Aubrey Gordon. I'm Michael Hobbs. And you know that. You know us. You're here. You know that.

Hello. And this month, Michael, we're digging in on some updates from my old favorite moon juice.

I am so excited. We're doing a thing that I've wanted to do with you for ages, which is a moon dust

taste test. Yes. So I received in the mail a few days ago a package with a lovely card and a bunch

of little sachets that I thought were condoms. And I was like, why is Aubrey sending me condoms?

And then I was like, oh, they're actually, wait, can I read the ones you sent me? Yes, absolutely.

So, okay. So I have like what was it like the the sampler platter or something? It's like the

the flight dust dust flight. They call it the full moon. Okay.

A genuinely not a terrible name. This is literally all marketing. So it makes sense that these

people are good at marketing. Absolutely. Okay. So I have they're all in like wonderful earth tones.

I have a sachet of spirit dust. I have beauty dust. I have power dust. That one's yellow. I have

dream dust, sex dust, obviously, and brain dust. Listen, we haven't decided which ones of these to

try. We haven't decided like whether you and I are trying the same things or different things,

any of that kind of stuff. But I do just want to say like I feel like we would be under

delivering if at least one of us didn't taste sex dust. You have to walk me through how to do this

because I don't know how to consume a dust. My prediction is that this is going to be a very

disappointing taste test because they probably don't taste like anything. It's basically just a

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