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If what was happening in Dallas wasn't hilarious,

I would probably be sick of talking about it, but it's actually quite delightful.

Feed me all of the Mavericks misfortune. Feed me all of the drama going on with

Mark Cuban. I just love it. I love the chaos. I love how completely inept everyone is there,

from Mark Cuban to Enrico Harrison to Jason Kidd all the way down to probably the ballboy.

He the ballboy probably doesn't even know how to inflate the basketballs for the team. That's

how bad it is there. It's like watching a slightly overweight European train go off the rails

as a more slightly overweight owner tries to fix it, but he can't, and he just has to watch and

horror. If you thought that the last month was entertaining, oh boy, this off season just got

even more spicy, more of a soap opera because it's probably going to get worse. Where do we start?

Well, we talked last episode about how Dallas punted on the season technically,

and then Luca came out and said, no, that's actually not true. We're not doing that.

And then more bad things happened. They deemed a future draft pick more important in trying to

make the playoffs, which was Luca's stated goal. They said we need to not give the pick to the

next, so we're going to do whatever we can to keep it ourselves. So they tanked in a way that

was even more egregious, even more embarrassing, even more obvious than the Blazers, which is kind

of crazy, because they said the quiet part out loud. They told everyone Jason kid came out in

front of everyone and said, hey, my bosses are telling me that no one can play tonight

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