Hey everybody, welcome back to another bonus episode of Private Parts, you'll hear with me Jamie Lang and my friend Francis Booh!

Ah, hello.

Ah, just get a little bit more upbeat buddy, come on. Why don't you do a really upbeat intro for the listeners, go.

Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Private Parts Bonus episode with me, your host Francis Booh! Let's get right into it.

Hang on, if you're the host, what am I then? Am I your co-host?

Am I my wonderful assistant? Jamie Lang.

Why am I your assistant?

Well, you know.

What have I ever assisted you?

You're saying, Francis, can I give you some assistance with everything?

Can I be open and honest with you, Francis?

Yeah, go on.

So recently I've been having some sex streams.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, and I don't know who I'm having sex with, but I assume it's my girlfriend, but I can't really see the face.

But I'm just having a lot of sex streams.

And I've never, even growing up, I never had any sex streams ever, I never had anything like that.

I just, are you yearning as I'm telling you this story?

No.

No, no, I was just going, I was going, ah, ah.

There you are.

That's interesting.

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