Drama, darling, darling. Drama Darling.

Drama, drama Darling.

Drama Darling.

Hello, Love is Blind. Hello love is blind friends and now family. Emily and I are here we are

swaddled in our pod blankets. Hi Emily I've never felt this way about anybody. Oh my God I just have to warn you.

I totally am in love with you but I don't know if I can really like I'm just afraid of like cheating on you and like leaving you but I love you so much you're the one

Oh my God nobody's ever said that to me like that. I know you're the one

We are also drinking out of our love is blind cups.

We if you put ours together we make the perfect cup. Mine is a spray painted gold red solo cup and Emily's is in fact a perfectly insulated wine.

Cup.

Yeah, it's like my outdoor movie cups. Yes. And here's a hot tip for you

outdoorsy movie folks. I put glow in the dark stickers different ones on each cup, which I kept thinking on love because at night you can see where which cup is yours, but on love is blind I'm like they're drinking everybody's drinking out of the wrong cups on there.

Everybody's dating everybody saying, who cares?

You know what I'm saying?

This is like the Bachelor on steroids.

I've never seen the likes of anything like this.

I certainly did not expect that we would leave the pods and that we

would go on vacation. So it like it was like literally the Bachelor meets

in Paradise. like it was like literally the bachelor in paradise meets I don't know 90 day or not 90 day fiancee yeah kind of or like say yes to the dress. It's just everything so I can

understand why people are going bonkers for this show. It hits on all cylinders

it escalates things to a level in which you're like,

our society is insane,

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