BONUS: Lanzarote & Bagels
Vogue & Amber
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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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On this week’s Bonus Ep: Amber joins us from sunny Lanzarote, Vogue's obsessed with bagels and poor little Otto's broken his collarbone.
Plus, a lonely mam, Sandra's guilt trip messages, a dart to the eye, and more faecal dreams.
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| 1:06.1 | Hello and welcome to Vogue and Armour, the podcast, where we have, I don't know, Pablo Es Escobar or what's a fellow's name from what's your man's name from that show Breaking Bad? What's his name? Heisenberg. Yeah. Heisenberg sitting across us. Oh me, get luck. My hair didn't survive the night. I had a 10 hour of sleep last night. Everyone was in bed very early. I came home on my own with Cullum straight to the bed. |
| 1:31.6 | Straight to the bed, really? Oh, you're such a saint. Straight to the bed. Is that because you're absolutely deranged and couldn't possibly have done anything else? No, I didn't actually... |
| 1:39.8 | No, no, no, no. |
| 1:40.2 | I had two drinks yesterday before we went to this museum. |
| 1:43.3 | And then I just didn't have it in me last night to drink. |
| 1:45.6 | They're all drinking all the wine that they actually... no, no, no, I had two drinks yesterday before we went to this museum, and then I just didn't |
| 1:44.4 | have it in me last night to drink. They're all drinking all the wine, that they actually |
| 1:48.4 | ran out of wine in the restaurant. And now I just ate basically my body weight and garlic, |
| 1:54.2 | and the absolute stench off me last night was quite something. I think I filmed at that |
| 1:59.2 | place that you went to yesterday. Did I? Did Martin mention that? No, it was a struggle. I hated it. Okay. Hated it. I didn't want to go, but like I felt like, you know, one team, one dream, all that type of stuff. So I had to go and it was, we had to wait then. So we made it there for four o'clock. The cocktail bar wasn't open until six. And then when it was quarter to six, we queried our table. |
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