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to killing time hosted by two girls, one goth and happy St. Patrick's Day to all. I hope

everybody is out there drinking a green beer today, having a good old time. That's right.

I'm a little leprechaun of joy. And I'm a little leprechaun of sadness.

That's right. You sure is. What am I a little leprechaun of?

Neutrality. Apathy. Leprechaun of apathy.

Lucola water. Yes. I love being a leprechaun of apathy. That's like my... Honestly,

fucking perfect for you. Yeah. It's pretty great. Yeah. I hope everybody is... Okay. I have a question.

Is St. Patrick's Day always on a Thursday or it's always on March 17th? It's always on March 17th.

Okay. That's what I thought. I think. So it's a good day for St. Patrick's Day. Maybe everybody could be...

You know, you can be hungover on a Friday, I think. You know, it would suck if St. Patrick's Day was on Monday.

You can be hungover on a Friday unless you're an ER doctor. Then you should never be hungover at work.

Or maybe an airplane pilot, too. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Airplane pilots, they have literally

an autopilot function. They just... They need our friend, Louise, was working for an airline

flight attendant. Their rule is about alcohol being like in your blood prior to a flight are so

stringent. Like that you can get fucking arrested if you have alcohol in your system when you're

flying. So I mean, you would hope so. You know, like that's right. Hopefully there isn't a drunk pilot

like holding the lives of 150 people in their hands just because they want like a little martini.

But there is a difference between being drunk and hungover, but pilots shouldn't be hungover either.

pilots don't get any joy because our precious cargo. Well, you know, like another

another job you probably shouldn't be drunk or hungover for is skydiving. And what I have learned

is when I went skydiving, those instructors, at least the place that I went skydiving,

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