Welcome along for the ride.

He says as he puts his glasses on to look more authoritative and begins to read from an article written by a very authoritative source,

the Middle East correspondent for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

This came across my feed recently and I thought I'd bring it to your attention.

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing.

Some people sometimes ask me, hey Josh, hey old buddy old pal, they says to me, as they

stops me in the street, they says, hey Josh, hey buddy old pal.

And so why you keep banging on about this Israel malarkey?

I was just having dinner the other night with a friend of mine, and he was saying,

see, it's simple.

All the Jews have to do to stop all the graffitiing of their synagogues and the firebombing

of their cars and the kill Israel signs smeared in fake blood on their porches and the smashing of the windows

of Jewish Labour members of Parliament and the chance of where are the Jews and the nurses

who threaten to kill Israeli patients.

All I have to do is distance themselves from the nasty and tyrannical regime in Israel, disavowal the crimes

that Israel is committing in Gaza, and then everything will be hunky-dory.

You know, the only reason why there's anti-Semitism is because of what Israel's doing in Gaza,

because everybody cares about Gaza and babies.

And if Jews would just say,

Gaza and babies have a right to life as much as corrupt old Israeli men who are running the

military campaign do, then there wouldn't be any anti-Semitism. So I says to this guy, I says to him,

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